Corrupt a Wish!

[jinx]

Granted. You're the only one who thinks it's awesome. Others have a completely different opinion of which you are unaware.

I wish I had discovered a new planet.

[Deleted]

Granted, but they see you peeking at them! The people of Omicron Persei 8 begin a full out assault on the earth 'cuz they think you're a peeping tom from several hundred light years away.

I wish that all the Raven and Jets fans will come out of denial and admit that the Steelers whooped them, fair and square! XP

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Congrats. They admit it, only to laugh in your face for the next 45 years, as the Steelers lose all their games for 45 years and become the laughingstock of the world..

I wish Fullmetal Alchemist was real.

[Fox]

Your wish is granted, then you are instantly eaten by the homunculus Gluttony.

I wish I was the greatest chef on the planet!

[Deleted]

You become the greatest chef on the planet, and you become so famous that aliens come to taste your food. They think it's horrible, and blow up the earth in revenge.

I wish Dragonball Z was real.

[Deleted]

Your wish is granted, however, Dragonball Z becoming real turns out to be exactly like the live action movie, a horribly horribly pathetic waste of existence that has made everyone dumber based on the fact that a world as such, never should have existed in the first place.

I wish my dorm mates would put their cellphones on silent so I didn't have to hear every time they receive a text message.

[Izzy]

Your wish is my command. However, now they make it a point to yell 'Guess who has two thumbs and just got a text?' every single text they get.

I wish that my computer would stop being all but broken.