Corrupt a Wish!

[Deleted]

Granted, but you become blind and deaf, left only to ponder useless equations in your head, forever.

I wish that I was actually schizophrenic, and all of the different accounts on this site, past and present, were all just me talking to myself and even RPing with myself.

[quakerlol]

Granted, but two of the accounts get into a flame war and you end up beating yourself senseless. While you are knocked out, you unconsciously make the other accounts wonder where the two fighting accounts went, and when you wake up your PM inbox is full of messages wondering 'where u are.'

I wish for Stephanie Meyer to learn to write.

[Fox]

Granted, but all they can write in is a dead language which no one can translate.

I wish I was even more adorable :3

[Izzy]

Your wish is my command. However, you also become intensely irritated when people call you adorable, a situation that soon becomes constant as people find you even more adorable when mad.

I wish that I wasn't so socially awkward.

[The Hopeslayer]

You wish is granted! Humanity is no more, therefore there is no society to be socially awkward in. You are now the last person alive on the planet, enjoy your new found social skills with all your new imaginary friends. Mwahahahaha!


I wish I had a new stylish hat, that was both comfortable and very durable.

[Izzy]

I will gladly grant your wish. However, it would appear that your new spiffy hat is much to small to fit around your head, but at least it fits your finger quite comfortably.

I wish I had a PhD in psychology.

[quakerlol]

Granted! However, you begin work in a psycho ward, and your close proximity to crazy people unlocks your dormant Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. You live the rest of your life in constant fear of germs and asymmetry.

I wish for a robot to clean my room for me.

[Fox]

Granted. Too bad the only way the robot knows how to clean is with fire, thus incinerating everything you own...except for the robot.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

[Deleted]

Granted, but then you have no wish left to use .

I wish that everytime I came into a room, I had entrance music, stage lighting and pyro, like a pro-wrestler.

[ori]

Unfortunately, all the rooms you enter have your opponents in them, and you get body slammed whenever you move to a new room.

I wish I had a DNA locked energy rifle and plenty of power cells to go with it.