Corrupt a Wish!

[Izzy]

Your wish, my command. However, it would appear that your gun is rather unstable, causing it to backfire every time you use it. Terribly sorry.

I wish I could write something without reading it and immediately hating it.

[Fox]

Granted! You're now blind and never have to read anything you write ever again!

I wish I had some more gift certificates to Best Buy.

[Deleted]

Granted, you get 1,000 Best Buy gift cards, but they all have a balance of 0 bones bro...

I wish life was as simple as it is on The Sims 3 and that everyone controlled themselves through a third person interface.

[quakerlol]

Granted! However, a group of 1337 h8xx0rs manage to hack everyone's interfaces, trolling everyone and making themselves the new dictators of the world. Everyone is forced to talk in LOLspeak and can only make faces that are either memes or emoticons.

I wish for a super-epic blanket fort!

[Fox]

Granted. Too bad it immediately bursts into flames.

I wish I had a some delicious waffles.

[blackfire]

Wish Granted but a bird swoops in and flies away with your waffles

I wish I had a million dollars

[quakerlol]

Granted! Have fun with family board game night; you'll be sure to win with your new million-dollar stash of Monopoly money.

I wish to be able to draw better

[jinx]

Granted! Congrats, you can now draw the word 'better' in fancy letterings.

I wish I was funny.

[Deleted]

Granted, but everyone laughs at you, not with you. You're 'funny' without even trying because everything you do is an epic fail.

I wish I didn't have to work in...51 minutes.

[quakerlol]

Granted! You fell asleep and now you have to work in three minutes. Have fun getting there!

I wish for an awesome top hat.