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Post by x on Sept 11, 2010 1:04:10 GMT -5
Mega: (POOF) You are now like Morpha. Unfortunately, being an alien goo substance means that the government carted your sorry butt to Area 51 in a Jell-o cup. Then you are dissolved and used as a industrial grade plumbing agent. Yay you!
Chesh: You are made into an anime girl. In the fine print of your contract, you make a guest appearance on... one of those anime shows. Everyone loves you, but sadly, another girl is jealous and mysteriously erases you from the show. No remembers you. So sorry.
I wish I was a senior already.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2010 1:20:31 GMT -5
Granted! Unfortunately, instead of a high school/college senior, you get turned into a geriatric senior citizen. Have fun with your prune juice!
I wish I didn't have a guilt complex.
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Post by beastboy on Sept 11, 2010 14:54:10 GMT -5
(CROOM) Your guilt-complex is erased. Immediately you start kick puppies, stealing sleeping bags from hobos, and snatching candy from babies. You become the city's social target, and you get nailed with rotten tomatoes everyday of your life. You die alone, and covered in tomato juice.
I wish I had a sweet Autobot ride.
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Post by Cheshire on Sept 12, 2010 16:11:18 GMT -5
Granted, but it explodes and you can't get another one.  I wish that we had freakin instant Advil to help headaches! |
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Post by kidflash on Sept 15, 2010 21:35:25 GMT -5
(POPCHOW) Granted, mi'lady. But instant Advil was *so* instant that when it didn't just get rid of pain, but got rid of pain and feeling in your arms and legs, you unexpectedly tumbled down the stairs and lived your life in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the neck down.
I wiiiiiish that it was summer break!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2010 19:24:18 GMT -5
You ain't never had a friend like me. Granted, but it's the very last day of LAST YEAR's summer break. Have fun repeating the same grade again.
I wish they'd cancel 'Symbionic Titan' and continue Teen Titans, and finally give Starfire her own season!
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Post by Cheshire on Oct 25, 2010 19:53:27 GMT -5
but.. I like Symbionic Titan.. .__. Either way, Granted, but Starfire ends up dying in the season. I wish they'd cancel Beyblades instead! D:< God I hate that show! it's like a cheaper cheaper version of freaking Bakugan! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2010 11:41:35 GMT -5
Granted, but the two shows merge, making a ridiculously contrived plot and even lower production value than Beyblade had to begin with.
I wish DC execs would read this site and bring our original characters into the canon, after paying us for the rights of course. They'd even let us voice our own characters!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2011 9:24:16 GMT -5
Granted; however, due to it being DC, the editors try writing the comics and it fails miserably. They become a laughing stock of the comic world, like bat-nipples and the bat credit card.
I wish I could draw at the same artistic skill level as Mike Mignola.
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Post by The Hopeslayer on Jan 1, 2011 16:39:16 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately you lose both your hands to leprosy and are unable to hold any drawing implement at all.
I wish I had a tasty grilled cheese sandwich right now...
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